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Category Archives: Hatewatch

Hatewatch #5: Absolutely Anything (Does Simon Pegg need a new agent?)

In this regular feature, I am travailing through the world of bad films to find hidden gems, terrible disappointments, and the worst of the worst. Films are rated on a scale of: ‘Good’, ‘Not Bad’, ‘So Bad It’s Good’, ‘Bad’, ‘Boring’, and ‘THE FUCKING WORST’. Away from the Cornetto trilogy and big Hollywood blockbusters, Simon Pegg …

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Hatewatch #4: Fifty Shades of Grey (Like porn but with worse acting)

In this regular feature, I am travailing through the world of bad films to find hidden gems, terrible disappointments, and the worst of the worst. Films are rated on a scale of: ‘Good’, ‘Not Bad’, ‘So Bad It’s Good’, ‘Bad’, ‘Boring’, and ‘THE FUCKING WORST’. Obsessed with the Twilight series of books and films, British author …

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Hatewatch #3: The Cobbler (The adventures of pickle-eating, shoe-fixing Jewish Superman)

In this new regular feature, I am travailing through the world of bad films to find hidden gems, terrible disappointments, and the worst of the worst. Films are rated on a scale of: ‘Good’, ‘Not Bad’, ‘So Bad It’s Good’, ‘Bad’, ‘Boring’, and ‘THE FUCKING WORST’. You can’t blame Adam Sandler for trying. In 2002, he …

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Hatewatch #2: Labor Day (One for the pie fetishists)

In this new regular feature, I am travailing through the world of bad films to find hidden gems, terrible disappointments, and the worst of the worst. Films are rated on a scale of: ‘Good’, ‘Not Bad’, ‘So Bad It’s Good’, ‘Bad’, ‘Boring’, and ‘THE FUCKING WORST’. Before 2013’s Labor Day, Jason Reitman was known for caustic, …

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Hatewatch #1: Special Correspondents (The continuing descent of Ricky Gervais)

In this new regular feature, I am travailing through the world of bad films to find hidden gems, terrible disappointments, and the worst of the worst. Films are rated on a scale of: ‘Good’, ‘Not Bad’, ‘So Bad It’s Good’, ‘Bad’, ‘Boring’, and ‘THE FUCKING WORST’. When Ricky Gervais first broke through into the mainstream with …

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What makes a bad movie? An Introduction to Hatewatch

We’ve all seen them before; the films so bad we can’t help but stare on amazed, pinching ourselves to check this isn’t some lucid dream brought on by heat stroke. Whether that be due to Nicolas Cage punching a woman in the face whilst dressed as a bear, Arnold Schwarzenegger explaining what killed the dinosaurs, …

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